Saturday, March 07, 2009

Men

I have a friend, Priyadarshini, who wants to share five thoughts about men:

1. Why do they keep their wallets in their arse pocket?

2. Why do they shun responsibility/commitment?

3. Why do they only speak the truth when they are drunk?

4. On the road, why do they drive faster when a woman overtakes them?

5. Why are they obsessed with breasts?

Any answers?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. Why do they keep their wallets in their arse pocket?
Answer::Just to balance those few extra grams that they carry in front

2. Why do they shun responsibility/commitment?
Answer:: My wife always says I am responsible..... ..
for wrecking our marriage.

3. Why do they only speak the truth when they are drunk?
Answer::We run out of lies when we are sober.

4. On the road, why do they drive faster when a woman overtakes them?
Answer:: Thats because she yelled " You cum faster"

5. Why are they obsessed with breasts?
Answer:: (.)(.)bsessed?

Anonymous said...

Revenge!! plain an simple revenge.

Why??
coz some woman they called mom, brought them into this bloody world..

Priyadarshini said...

can u come out of the veil of anonymity?

Anonymous said...

Anon1: Please give your cell number and see how many calls you get!!

Anonymous said...

Anon4::Take my Mobile Num from BG:)

Nayana said...

Why do they keep their wallets in their arse pocket?

for they are too protective about their front??

Why do they shun responsibility/commitment?
well why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free:)

Why do they only speak the truth when they are drunk?
well Thank God for alcohol or we would never know the true man.....

On the road, why do they drive faster when a woman overtakes them?
well may be just may be they want to get glimpse of a pretty woman on the bike who zipped past them???

Why are they obsessed with breasts?
ok this is a little difficult

As Jerry Seinfeld so adroitly pointed out, if women kept their heads covered instead of their breasts, we'd all be heading down to the corner store to pick up the latest copy of Heads Illustrated. We always want that which we cannot have, and in that regard, breasts are the ultimate forbidden fruit.

colourmewhite said...

Men? Whats that?

colourmewhite said...

Men? Whats THAT?

The Ghost Who Walks. said...

Only a woman could have asked such naive questions ...

1. Why do they keep their wallets in their arse pocket?

A: Women - they can never be happy. They force us to keep a handkerchief in one pocket and instruct us not to keep the keys and cellphone in the same one, and then they question us why do we keep wallets in our back pockets. Well I think it comes 'butt naturally' to us.

2. Why do they shun responsibility/commitment?
A: Never do. Never have. Ask our Bosses. We shun mediocrity and boredom.

3. Why do they only speak the truth when they are drunk?

A: Not everytime. Ask your man the answer to Q5 when you think he is drunk and you'd start respecting our versatility with the language even more.

4. On the road, why do they drive faster when a woman overtakes them?

A: Don't know. But let me tell you that we as a race, are not a least bit shy to drive slower if a woman has decided not to overtake us. In fact we like that in a woman.

5. Why are they obsessed with breasts?
A: We are enticed by all kinds of symmetry. Be it natural or artificial. May be because we ourselves lack it. The bigger the illustration of the symmetry , the more obsessed we get.

Also, speaking on behalf of all middle-aged single men - ladies, if men had breasts, you'd find only females visiting this blog, while trying to make sense of an empty blog page, I might add.

Kishan said...

Anon1: ROFL on your first answer. Hilarious...

Anonymous said...

ROFL. ROFL. ROFL.