He sat on the Besant Nagar beach all by himself, gazing at the sea. Suddenly he wondered what she must be up to, and if she could join him. He called her up.
"Hello, where are you?"
"Movie, movie," she whispered.
"Oh ok. Which movie?"
"Oh, who's there in that?"
"Shawn Penn," she whispered.
"Who?" He had heard John-something.
"SEEN PENN!" she said loudly.
"Oh," he hung up. Bloody bitch.