My eyes were feasting on Naomi Campbell, alternating between her sensual gaze and her bare nipple that stood out like a rudraksha bead. But my eye on my ear was watching the beauty and her brother. "Who's this?" he asked, pointing to a picture in between fiddling with his phone.
"Jemima Khan," she replied with an accent. "She was married to Imran Khan, the Pakistan cricketeer. He is a famous cricketeer. She is now going out with Hugh Grant, whose wife, ex-wife, has recently got married to Arun Nayar."
The brother, still fiddling with his phone, said: "One marries a Pakistani, another marries an Indian. Funny!"
She admonished him: "Stop sending messages. You will finish my balance."