Friday, March 23, 2007

Relationship Grid

I stood at the 'Foreign Magazines' gondola at Landmark, as I often do, turning the pages of GQ. Browsing next to me a beauty who could have belonged to its glamorous pages, and with her a boy, possibly her brother.

My eyes were feasting on Naomi Campbell, alternating between her sensual gaze and her bare nipple that stood out like a rudraksha bead. But my eye on my ear was watching the beauty and her brother. "Who's this?" he asked, pointing to a picture in between fiddling with his phone.

"Jemima Khan," she replied with an accent. "She was married to Imran Khan, the Pakistan cricketeer. He is a famous cricketeer. She is now going out with Hugh Grant, whose wife, ex-wife, has recently got married to Arun Nayar."

The brother, still fiddling with his phone, said: "One marries a Pakistani, another marries an Indian. Funny!"

She admonished him: "Stop sending messages. You will finish my balance."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan actually split up around five weeks ago. Also, Liz Hurley wasn't his ex-wife, they never married.

dharmabum said...

poor naomi - from nipple baring in magazines to garbage cleaning :) sometimes life can be one helluva roller coaster ride, no?

Deepthi said...

that we what we call unity in diversity with the indi and pak and europe and american !!!!